A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.

"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it is."

"OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"

"I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!"

"Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."

This one is really funny and it is a true incident.I got it from the the " THE WEEK" magazine.

A Chineese immigrant in the Illinois has been forced to change his name after suffreing snickers and abouse. " Before I came to United States, no problems," said Andy Kwok, unknown until recently as Fuk King Kwok. " But in translation in Englich, it shound like ................. the word.............. you know. sometimes language is not so convenient and sometimes I am embarrassed, you know?? Kwok sayss he was first alerted to the problem by a clerk at the Department of MOtor Vehicles.

ONLY IN AMERICA

A pregnant Arizona motorist has failed to convince a judge that carrying an unborn child entitled her to drive in the car pool lane. CAndace Dickinson argued in the court that when she was stopped for using a lane reserved for car with two or more occupants, she was,counting her fetus a passenger. Citing " Common Sence," Judge Dennis Freeman let her $367 fine stand. Sgt. Dave Norton, the officer who issued the ticket, said that Dickinson logic " Would require officers to carry guns, radios and pregnancy testers and I don't think we want to go there."

^^

the aforementioned chinese immigrant enters a contest. unfortunately, he wins first prize, and his name gets called in the prize-giving ceremony....

announcer: and the first prize goes to ..... (suspence) ....the winner is Mr Kok....would mr kok please come forward to collect your prize...(mr kok is still deliberating whether to go or not)....

announcer: mr kok...? would fuk-king kok please step forward....

Guys,
Let me know when it is time to laugh.

This a true joke!



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From Kantipur